Toddlerness has been awake for three hours. She has eaten:
10 graham crackers (yeah, the whole, rectangular ones)
1/2c tomato soup
8 saltine crackers
12 macadamia nuts
3 1/2" cubes of cheese
and she has nursed approximately 1 million times (OK more like 8 times but still).
OMG I can't keep up! She HEAD-BUTTED me when I couldn't peel the banana fast enough for her!
As if that wasn't enough, she is sitting on my lap right now and JUST asked for a BURGER!!! "BURGAH? Burgah? BURGAH!!!! BURGUUUUUUUURRRRHHHHH!!!!!!! WAHACHU?" (where are you).
What. The. Fuck.
She is NOT a teenager. She is a toddler. OMG she is driving me nuts.
I woke up this morning looking like the living dead and sooooo terribly hungry, because she'd nursed all night.
She has not given up on the burger. *Sigh* maybe I really will make her one.
She is now standing on a stool watching her burger cook.
Thanksgiving Letter to the Family 2016
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