Before the movie "Robots" (which was entertaining my kids while I made lunch today) there is a preview for the Garfield Movie - Garfield says "my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna."
And my 5yo Boyness comes up with the completely out-of-left-field comment:
"Lasagna is like penis for a girl."
So I respond without thinking too much:
"Honey, lasagna is something you eat."
Oh, crap, maybe that wasn't the best way to clarify things for him...
"I mean, you eat lasagna, it is a food...you are thinking of a girl's vagina I think. The vagina is the part for girls that is in the same place the penis is on boys."
Life Kind of Happened. Again.
20 hours ago